Friday, February 7, 2014

President Goodluck Jonathan To Pay NYSC Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance

It’s good news for Virgins who are currently partaking in this year’s National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program as President Goodluck Jonathan through the NYSC Director General, Brig Gen JB Olawumi has just announced that, instead of N19,800, Virgin Corps Members will be receiving N50,000 as monthly allowance.

The President said it was an incentive for “Girls to keep themselves for their husbands” and also as a way of congratulating girls who “managed to keep their hymens intact in such a trying times as we have today”.

So far, only 28 girls nation-wide have been confirmed as virgins and have recieved their 1st N50,000 allowance. Pharmacies have also reported a 234% increase in demand for Alum, womanliness tighteners and Hymen Reforming creams and drugs.
Boys have also protested, saying Male Virgin Corps Members also deserve N50k, but the NYSC says there’s no way to confirm that.
Some girls also protested at NYSC Headquarters this morning, claiming theywere virgins up until Camp Fire night, so theyshould qualify to receive the N50k. Their pleas have fallen on deaf ears so far.

5 comments:

  1. Nigeria is still backward in thinking....Misplaced priority
    I wonder hw this will curtail corruption

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  2. Pics of what virginity is or adonbilivit

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  3. Lol.girls servn NYSC naw wil start sndn Close to 33419 naw so MTN can close der p**y back 4dem..lol.no deciev ur self he knw go wrk

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  4. Get their names on the payroll, then a ritualist will get that list and hunt them down. If i were a virgin, nobody will know except my husband

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  5. What the hell? Wow when will Nigeria move forward and forget about silly things like this we have energy problem and corruption but noooooo ebele is focusing on silly stuff it is a pity

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