20 Ways To Tell A Man His Zipper Is Open

LMAO. .. This is really funny .Lol. You can add ur own romantic and polite ways a girl can tell a guy that his Trouser is unzipped. Add yours now!!
20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your black Floyd is hanging out.



17. You’ve got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Is your John Thomas taking some free air?


11. Your pod bay door is open,

10. Musa Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. John bull is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. cheesy

6. Dr. Wale has escaped! shocked

5. Oga why are you so excited to see me?

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction… Or this is such a bad way to introduce me to junior….

3. You’ve got a security breach at “SSS” headquarters.

2. I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your joystick (this statement will break his heart)